"Wanga"
Directions: Read the story. Then answer the questions below.
I, Nancy Norris, believer of nothing, order my spell kit on
the Internet.
I feel pretty silly, but I have run out of more sane ideas.
I have looked in the want ads. I have sent my resume to a million companies. I have gone to businesses up and down my block asking for work.
I need a job. I need money. I need these things fast. I am desperate.
I am about to lose my house. I am about to lose my car. I have been out of work for 8 months.
The Internet is free at the library. This is a very good thing. I see a site that sells witch doctor spell kits.
WARNING: Do not ask for something unless you truly want it to come true!
There are Love Kits. These get someone to love you back. There are New Life Kits. These make you happy. There are Money Kits. These bring you money, riches and an easy life.
Of course, I choose the Money Kit. This is what I need. I truly want it to come true.
I have $20 left on my credit card. I use it all to order my spell kit. Don’t laugh.
The kit arrives in three days, as promised. I hope the spell works more quickly.
Inside the kit is a wanga doll. The doll has been blessed by an actual witch doctor and is a very important part of making my spell come true. That is what the box says, anyway.
Wanga is about 6 inches tall. It has bushy black hair. It is dressed in a furry outfit that looks like a bathrobe. Hopefully, he will be my new best friend.
There are three different powders in the kit. Each has its own separate bag.
The kit also comes with a set of detailed instructions. I am to follow them exactly.
I spread the powders out on the floor and place my wanga doll next to them. I hope for the best. My mortgage is due tomorrow.
I feel pretty silly, but I have run out of more sane ideas.
I have looked in the want ads. I have sent my resume to a million companies. I have gone to businesses up and down my block asking for work.
I need a job. I need money. I need these things fast. I am desperate.
I am about to lose my house. I am about to lose my car. I have been out of work for 8 months.
The Internet is free at the library. This is a very good thing. I see a site that sells witch doctor spell kits.
WARNING: Do not ask for something unless you truly want it to come true!
There are Love Kits. These get someone to love you back. There are New Life Kits. These make you happy. There are Money Kits. These bring you money, riches and an easy life.
Of course, I choose the Money Kit. This is what I need. I truly want it to come true.
I have $20 left on my credit card. I use it all to order my spell kit. Don’t laugh.
The kit arrives in three days, as promised. I hope the spell works more quickly.
Inside the kit is a wanga doll. The doll has been blessed by an actual witch doctor and is a very important part of making my spell come true. That is what the box says, anyway.
Wanga is about 6 inches tall. It has bushy black hair. It is dressed in a furry outfit that looks like a bathrobe. Hopefully, he will be my new best friend.
There are three different powders in the kit. Each has its own separate bag.
The kit also comes with a set of detailed instructions. I am to follow them exactly.
I spread the powders out on the floor and place my wanga doll next to them. I hope for the best. My mortgage is due tomorrow.